Him: I have become a gigolo.
Me: Do they pay you well?
Him: Yeaaaaaa... They pay me $2.95.
Me: Whaaaaat? What can they get with $2.95? I want some of the action la! I give you 3 dollars and you can keep the change!
Him: Give me $2.96 and we have a deal!
Me: Hahahahahahahaha... You are not very smart hah!
Him: That's why I'm a gigolo.