We were watching a movie on the computer.
I was feeling cheeky so I kept rubbing Alex's butt. Rubbing... rubbing... rubbing..
To his annoyance, he told me to stop.
I replied, " I am just rubbing the magic lamp you know.. like rub rub rub..."
"OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO!!! AHHHHH YOU FARTED STRAIGHT INTO MY HAND!!!! THAT'S SO SMELLY!!!! GOSH ITS SO DISGUSTING!!!!! I FELT MY WHOLE HAND VIBRATING!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
With the sneakiest smile he said, "just releasing the genie."